jackrabbit legs, thighs like apples

cuddler plopped himself on the floor when i came home last night, right in teh middle of the kitchen. i straddled him with my feet, one foot next to his fuzzy belly and one next to his long black back.

but he didn't like this none so he hoisted one loooong foot, planted it on the inside of my ankle, and PUSHED. i didn't go anywhere but he sure did. he slid stiff as a board about two feet, on his side, looking up at me the whole time.

'neat trick' i said.