the AXTP

(Aborted Xmas Tree Project) The tree lasted about four and a half days. I took it down before xmas due to excessive shedding and suspicious kitty-upchuck. Good riddance. I'll be taking it (finally...it's been on my porch for too long) to an xmas tree recycling center tonight. Damn wobbly tree. Do not attempt this at home unless you are cohabitating with at least one other non-feline. You WILL need help balancing the tree while impaling its trunk with heavy screws.